“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”—
Audrey Hepburn
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(Source: purplebuddhaquotes)
the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s
“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”
“…we go along with it.”
“Roll performance.”
“…I got a one.”
“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”
“Well I rolled a twenty.”
“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”
“I roll to come up with an escape plan”
“Alright roll”
“…I got a one”
“I try to convince the horse to break us out”
“Roll…animal handling?”
“I got a twenty”“You have been caught playing ball with the locals. What do you do?”
“I roll for persuasion…one.”
“You and your fellow player are roped into playing a game against a rival team of the biggest, buffest people imaginable while the entire city watches.”
“We decide to try cheating.”
“Okay, roll.”
“Twenty.”
“You use a physics-defying armadillo as a ball and he helps propel you to the win.”
Favorite video of all time, always reblog
this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure
(Source: forgamers)
Perfect
I’m not crying you’re crying
the whole time i was watching this video I assumed it was a woman holding the camera I really need to unlearn a lot of things I was taught tbh
I always say I’m not a romantic but than I see videos like this and I’m like, what are these drops of water dropping from my eyeballs?
I’m crying
I fucking love this so much. This is so important oh my god yes.
(Source: devincastro)
